Knowledge and Money: A Wealth of Laughs!

Knowledge and Money: A Wealth of Laughs!

1. Why did the student bring a ladder to class?

   Because he wanted to go above and beyond in his pursuit of knowledge!

2. Why don't scientists trust atoms with their money?

   Because they make up everything!

3. Why did the entrepreneur study calculus?

   Because he wanted to know how to increase his profits exponentially!

4. Why did the philosopher refuse to play cards for money?

   Because he thought the concept of luck was too abstract to gamble on.

5. Why did the library install an ATM?

   Because they wanted to ensure everyone had "rich" minds and "wealth" of information!